Happy Fathers Day Jokes

Want to give your dad something funny for Father’s Day? Why not tell him a joke. Here as some fathers day jokes we enjoyed.

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Fathers day jokes – Happy Fathers Day
Fathers day jokes – Happy Fathers Day
Fathers day jokes – Worlds Greatest Father

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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Fathers day jokes – Super Dad

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.

Fathers day jokes – Happy Fathers Day

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Fathers day jokes – Favorite Child
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I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

Fathers day jokes – Talk About

Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four-year-old: Why?

 

Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking.
– Andy Borowitz

Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.
– Melanie White

 

I enjoy Father’s Day. It’s a time when I pause to reflect on the joy that has come into my life thanks to my two wonderful children, whose names escape me.
– Dave Barry